Hello I'm a Mac.
I'm a PC.
Hey PC, what does that crappy pie chart represent that you've just drawn there?
Oh, this? That's an approximation of all the junk that fills my mind on a daily basis. Y'know, concerns about relationships, work, health, the state of the world, that sort of thing.
Oh wow, it looks really, uh... well it's...
Go on, I know what you're gonna say, I suppose it's not colourful enough.
Oh PC! You're so hard on yourself.
Yeah, well y'know how it is.
Actually, Macs don't ever get unhappy. Yeah, we were built by a psychotic tyrant who only ever cared about making the perfect computer. So everything's always annoyingly smug and upbeat.
Upbeat. What, is that one of your new hipster words?
No, actually it's...
I used to have a beard actually.
It's... It's a really... It's an old word.
Oh.
I'm a PC.
Hey PC, what does that crappy pie chart represent that you've just drawn there?
Oh, this? That's an approximation of all the junk that fills my mind on a daily basis. Y'know, concerns about relationships, work, health, the state of the world, that sort of thing.
Oh wow, it looks really, uh... well it's...
Go on, I know what you're gonna say, I suppose it's not colourful enough.
Oh PC! You're so hard on yourself.
Yeah, well y'know how it is.
Actually, Macs don't ever get unhappy. Yeah, we were built by a psychotic tyrant who only ever cared about making the perfect computer. So everything's always annoyingly smug and upbeat.
Upbeat. What, is that one of your new hipster words?
No, actually it's...
I used to have a beard actually.
It's... It's a really... It's an old word.
Oh.
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Hehe, which do you have?
I have a Compaq laptop running Windows. I did get an iPod Nano once but it stopped working and the "Genius" in the Apple store couldn't fix it.
Did you fall in the Thames with it on your run?
:p
;p
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